living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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