But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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