i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I love having hate sex.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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