It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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