she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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