so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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