So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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