the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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