So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
