I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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