no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
D3 body, D1 cock
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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