She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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