Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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