my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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