they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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