with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Will exercising make me less horny?
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