I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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