I just made out with a guy for $7.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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