he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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