just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize