Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There are leaves in my underwear?
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