just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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