Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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