Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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