hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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