this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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