i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
