btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm too high and old for this...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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