You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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