I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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