You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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