you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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