did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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