? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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