At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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