We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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