This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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