i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Bring me that man meat
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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