lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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