I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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