I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
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What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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