Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
