We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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