# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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