Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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