I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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