You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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