You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
So many bounce houses so little time
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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