i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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