I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize