Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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