whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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