dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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