They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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